Q: Why don't elephants play basketball?
A: Because they don't make round tennis shoes.
Q: What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle at night?
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the forest?
A: To trip the ants.
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.
The doctor said, "You know you really need help".
"Yes I do", said the elephant. "Get this kid off my foot!"
Q: What is an elephant's favorite sport?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's great, but can you breathe through it?