Interesting? Thats a China pattern. I'm not crazy I am creatively maladjusted. I'm an expert in thinking outside the box, a veteran of marriage and an outlaw in Peru. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I have performed several covert operations for my Chess club. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I graduated Magna-Cum-Loudly from the Laughing Academy. I hold a blackbelt in Full Contact Origami. In my spare time I enjoy making Nuclear Reactors from old used Cereal Packs and I'm currently writing my second book "How to make Christmas a Tax Shelter."