Basement Joe Gets Stumped When Asked About His Admin's Weak Response To China's Widespread Hacks

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A reporter asked Sleepy Joe on Monday. “Your administration is naming and shaming China, but no sanctions,”. “Why? And is that effective enough?”

The Biden administration has the unenviable task of trying to keep Joe in the public eye, yet somehow pull it off without him displaying his lack of candor and declining cognitive skills.

I mean it's the least they could do for the public since Joe is the "president" and Chief Executive Officer of the most powerful nation on Earth. 

At a press conference on Monday, Joe once again was given a select number of softball questions to hit but in response to several reporting yelling at him, took a fastpitch too, in effect ruining the press conference as quickly as you can say, "Joe go to your basement". 

A reporter asked Joe Biden why his administration isn’t putting sanctions on China after a widespread hack of the Microsoft Exchange Server by Chinese state-backed hackers.

“They are still determining what happened,” Biden said. “The investigation is not finished.”

As the president sheepishly attempted to leave the press room, he was delayed trying to answer a question from a second reporter. "What the difference is between what China has done and Russia has done in terms of cyberattacks."

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Biden was clearly not prepared for the answer and took a long pause for saying, “That would take a longer explanation.”


“We have all the time in the world!” the reporter said.

“No, we don’t,” Biden replied. “I have to go see the King of Jordan.”

After searching his mind for a few seconds, Joe continued “My understanding is that the Chinese government – not unlike the Russian government is not doing this themselves, but are protecting those who are doing it,” said Biden.